So this is beyond hilarious because it’s so…

So, this is beyond hilarious — because it’s so fucking dumb I can barely believe it happened. Today I was stressed out and wanted to get out of the house, so I asked Ross if I could come over with Bea — and he told me that his Dad said I’m not longer ‘allowed’ in their house. His dad and I have always been on quite good terms, and when I tried to think back to why I wouldn’t be allowed in their house, I realised it was from the incident where I rang his Dad (politely, I might add) to tell him not to please not buy peanuts anymore for Bea’s safety and he hung up on me. HUNG UP ON ME FOR MAKING SURE MY CHILD IS SAFE. I just need to emphasize that for anyone who thinks this man might possibly be sane — it doesn’t seem possible to me anymore, especially now that I’m house-banned. Hilarious! I’m banned because he didn’t like being told by me. Well, tough shit buddy, she’s my child and I make the rules.

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