memorable bea quotes #3

Beatrix: Can I have a drink, fatty woman?
Me: (sings to self) Fatty woman; walkin’ down the street, fatty woman; girl who likes to eat…

(Daddy has taught her not to play at the dinner table at his house. She catches him playing/ fiddling with something at the table and…)
Beatrix: Now you have to listen to yourself! (pause) Because you’re an adult.

Beatrix: Did you do a poo or a wee? (to my friend Anneka after exiting the bathroom)

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